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The Last Straw

Sodexo Announces Flavored Paper Straws

Bo Wen Zhu After an eight-month market research program involving lengthy surveys and involuntary interviews, Sodexo has just announced an exciting new product that will appear in our school later this month. “The study results showed that many of our paper straws are ingested by consumers along with their beverages at rates as high as…

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Student Literally Sucks Up To Teacher

Emma Pang Students at HKIS took the term ‘sucking up to teachers’ a bit too far last Friday, having to be surgically removed from some of the unfortunate staff members. Paramedics found themselves at a loss for words when arriving to Hong Kong International School on June 10th after answering a supposedly emergency call. Chad…

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The Math Weeding Program: Student Speaks Out Against Math Department’s Secret Scheme

Stanley Sau The near-100% acceptance rate that Honors Geometry boasts is the greatest representation of our school’s open mindedness and unprejudiced nature. Regardless of intelligence, students’ acceptance into Honors Geometry lies solely in the ability to crunch words into a half-coherent application letter in 8th grade, doubly insured by parents’ death threats issued in response…