Satire

Dante Dorr October 1, 2022 In a statement made to the press, a DeBeers spokesman has announced the opening of a summer camp in a Botswana...

Emma Pang February 12, 2022 HONG KONG, HK - students are describing this incident as an all around traumatising event after another...

Katherine Ashley Chen and Sanaya Parekh January 3, 2022 [No return address] Hong Kong International School High School Division 1 Red...

Katherine Ashley Chen, Dante Dorr, and Ryan Hsu December 5, 2021 Foodies, vegetarians, and all those in between. You are living a lie....

Justin Sau December 2, 2021 The PE swim unit is the one thing students fear more than anything else in the school year, a recent report...

Emma Pang December 2, 2021 After sixteen students slipped on plexiglass, flailed perpendicular to the ground, resembling cartoon...

Ira Gorawara March 17, 2021 We all know that student. The kid that intentionally sits in the front of the class, right besides the...

Erika Hornmark March 11, 2021 GrubHub has become a dumpster fire in the last year. Although GrubHub doesn’t extend its services out to...

Stanley Sau February 6, 2021 In every class, there always seems to be at least one student known for their otherworldly abilities in...

Emma Pang January 13, 2021 With the pandemic and online school leading to an all time high with disconnect between students and teachers,...

Emma Pang November 11, 2020 All around the globe, the first wave of scores have just been released from this school year’s first SAT in...

Stanley Sau October 20, 2020 The near-100% acceptance rate that Honors Geometry boasts is the greatest representation of our school’s...

Henrietta Ko November 5, 2019 Taking advantage of the one degree temperature dip last Thursday, HKIS Starbucks released a line of...

Chloe Tse November 4, 2019 On October 16, sophomore and juniors shuffled towards their respective classrooms to take the PSAT, the first...

Bo Wen Zhu October 10, 2019 After an eight-month market research program involving lengthy surveys and involuntary interviews, Sodexo has...