Satire

Junto HKIS

“Experience is Forever”–Pre-Teens Overjoyed at DeBeers’ Recently Launched Summer Camp

Dante Dorr October 1, 2022 In a statement made to the press, a DeBeers spokesman has announced the opening of a summer camp in a Botswana...

Junto HKIS

Librarian Dive Bombing Student Laptops Has Become a Regular Event

Emma Pang February 12, 2022 HONG KONG, HK - students are describing this incident as an all around traumatising event after another...

Junto HKIS

Dress Code Protects Student Body

Katherine Ashley Chen and Sanaya Parekh January 3, 2022 [No return address] Hong Kong International School High School Division 1 Red...

Junto HKIS

Why You Should Eat the Silica Gel Sachets in Your Food—A Speech

Katherine Ashley Chen, Dante Dorr, and Ryan Hsu December 5, 2021 Foodies, vegetarians, and all those in between. You are living a lie....

Junto HKIS

Model Pew Club Poll Finds Swimming to be the Most ‘Torturous’ PE Unit

Justin Sau December 2, 2021 The PE swim unit is the one thing students fear more than anything else in the school year, a recent report...

Junto HKIS

New Rule Forbidding Plexiglass on Floor After 16 Injuries ‘Back’-fires

Emma Pang December 2, 2021 After sixteen students slipped on plexiglass, flailed perpendicular to the ground, resembling cartoon...

Junto HKIS

Sycophantic Students: Who Is to Blame?

Ira Gorawara March 17, 2021 We all know that student. The kid that intentionally sits in the front of the class, right besides the...

Junto HKIS

GrubHub’s Saving Face on Twitch

Erika Hornmark March 11, 2021 GrubHub has become a dumpster fire in the last year. Although GrubHub doesn’t extend its services out to...

Junto HKIS

Students on the Art of Procrastination

Stanley Sau February 6, 2021 In every class, there always seems to be at least one student known for their otherworldly abilities in...

Junto HKIS

HKIS Media Department Encourages Lovelin to Get Snapchat Amid Online School Disconnect

Emma Pang January 13, 2021 With the pandemic and online school leading to an all time high with disconnect between students and teachers,...

Junto HKIS

A New SAT Score

Emma Pang November 11, 2020 All around the globe, the first wave of scores have just been released from this school year’s first SAT in...

Junto HKIS

The Math Weeding Program: Student Speaks Out Against Math Department's Secret Scheme

Stanley Sau October 20, 2020 The near-100% acceptance rate that Honors Geometry boasts is the greatest representation of our school’s...

Junto HKIS

Starbucks to Release New Fall Drink Line, Spurred by Slight Afternoon Temperature Dip

Henrietta Ko November 5, 2019 Taking advantage of the one degree temperature dip last Thursday, HKIS Starbucks released a line of...

Junto HKIS

SAT Tips From Standardized Testing Expert Chloe Tse

Chloe Tse November 4, 2019 On October 16, sophomore and juniors shuffled towards their respective classrooms to take the PSAT, the first...

Junto HKIS

Sodexo Announces Flavored Paper Straws

Bo Wen Zhu October 10, 2019 After an eight-month market research program involving lengthy surveys and involuntary interviews, Sodexo has...